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Let’s do it. Let’s make sweet sweet Comedy.

This blog was a promotional tool. I’m not ashamed of this, it was always meant to be a virtual calling card – “you can’t have a website without a blog!” they shouted in my face while pounding my buttocks with a scotch egg, and they were right. They were right about everything; the scotch egg, the pounding and the blog. So here it was, created with the odd funny link and the occasional updates to my gigs. Promotional, unoriginal and purely functional.

But that’s now changing. On Monday, I discovered via Google Analytics I had 20 viewers. 20! This has turned from a fun promotional tool to a public site ladened with responsibility.

Well, you’ll be glad to hear I intend to step up and fulfil my duty of entertaining my audience of 20, by writing one original joke a day on the blog. Weekdays only (to keep weekends free). The gig updates will remain. In case you want to come.

To kick it all off, here’s today’s joke:

“My Great Grandfather had one tune, my Grandfather had two tunes, my father had three tunes, and when I was born I was heir to the family four tune.”

I’m off to lick a pensioner. Come back tomorrow for another.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm and is filed under Uncategorized.

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